Bug Bite

So I was joking around with my niece and nephew about spiders two nights ago. I told them that in our lifetime we eat at least seven spiders and that they crawl around us at night. Ugh, the next day I woke up, I had a weird feeling on my right temple. I looked at it but there's no mark but a little red dot. So ok, it hurts a bit but it's probably something that poked me during sleep. Well now, shit!!! There's like red spots and bumps around the bite. It's so gross and it hurts when I move. I was trying to scare the kids but damn the spider bit me instead. Effing bugs. I think it's a spider but who knows, it could be something else. Grosss....