Gossip Gays

My friend James called me today and sounded very serious and the message sounded very important. Just by the way he sounded and the way he was talking it seemed like that.

My phone rings....

Jojo: Hi bitch

James: I have a gay gossip for you whore

Jojo: OMG what what what?

James: Ok so are you ready?

Jojo: Fuck yah, what what ?

James: Ok, do you remember that guy you danced naked with at the parade???

Jojo: Ummm(thinking).......umm yah, you mean Rob?

James: Yeah! well anyway....so his friend, the skinny white boy that he dances with in the club, umm what's his face?

Jojo: ummm ummm, ewww ew ew, you mean Pearson??? Ugh, what about that ugly bitch?

James: Did you know that he got really muscular and shit?

Jojo: ugh, yah and........I know he got bigger and he's so much more toned now.

James: yes well, so the gossip is........he is dating that hot abercrombie and fitch guy from Odyssey...

Jojo: WHAT???? shut the fuck up!

James: Yeah, that twink is dating a hot guy. I saw them walking together on the street.

Jojo: Grosss....I wanted to date him too...He is hot...oh well.

James: yeah, I wonder how two muscular guys have sex

Jojo: I don't know, they can't even bend. It's like two logs on top of each other.

James: eeewww gross. How does two twinks have sex then.

Jojo: oh it's perfect. They can bend in many different ways.

James: it sounds like bones cracking...hahaha

Jojo: you bitch...well how does two fat people have sex.

James: ummm

Jojo: I know,,,,they can't really have sex cause every time they get close, they bounce away from each other so they'll never get any orgasm. hahahaha

James: hahahahaa

Jojo: fuck ok umm wait, Cheryl wants me to translate something in English. What the hell, what am I a translator?

Then I have to go and translate some conversation for Cheryl.

The End