Seduction of the Police Officer / 04-19-06

FADE IN:INT. RED ROBIN'S DOWNTOWN - NIGHT
It is a cold night. The restaurant is buzzing with the sound of couples, teenagers eating and hanging out. In one corner, JOJO and JAMES are stuffing their faces with the fattest burgers in the world. At the same time, discussing the best techniques of puking up the fatness when they got home. Suddenly, JOJO's eyes wander to a distant corner and his eyes light up.

JOJO: Oh My God James! *GASP* Look behind you, there's a table full of HOT BOIIIISSS!!(mouth widening to accomodate a BIG fry)

JAMES: (not so subtely turning around)WHERE?!! WHERE?!

JOJO: And it's a group of them. OMGAH!

JOJO's saliva drips into a puddle on the table.

JAMES: GAWD, they are hot. I love the one near the end on the left. SOOO my type. Tall, dark and mysterious.One of the MEN, (they couldn't be boys really) gets up to go the bathroom.

JAMES: Gosh, look, they are police MEN. How HOT! JOJO, I know you would love to role play with one of them right now.

JOJO: I love the one in the middle. He's sooo CUTE! GRR....

JAMES: Just look at that swagger! Gosh, and all those toys on his belt. FUN NIGHT!

JOJO: FO' SURE! You can do so much with those things.

JAMES decides that his years of celibacy are over. HE NEEDS IT NOW! He gets up and heads over to the police men's table. They are a quiet bunch. He walks right up to the tall, dark and mysterious POLICEMAN.

JAMES: Hi Mr. Tall, Dark and Mysterious. You know what?

HOT POLICEMAN: Well, hi there, what can I do for?

JAMES: Well, I am such a BAD BOY Mr. Policeman. I am so bad!

HOT POLICEMAN: Why are you so bad?

JAMES: i'm so bad because I'm going to walk out of here without paying my bill! What are you going to do about it?

HOT POLICEMAN: Well, now. If you leave, I'm going to have to arrest you.

JAMES: Well then. I'll see you in a bit.

JAMES walks out of RED ROBIN, leaving JOJO behind.

JOJO: That bitch!

EXT - RED ROBIN DOWNTOWN CORNER - NIGHT
JAMES waits downstairs at the foot of the entrance to RED ROBIN. He waits for the HOT POLICEMAN to arrive. Five minutes later, the HOT POLICEMAN runs down the stairs. JAMES starts running, but of course, a few steps later, the HOT POLICEMAN catches up to him and pulls out his handcuffs.

JAMES: Please Mr. POLICEMAN!! Not too hard ok? OW!!! IT HURTS!! OWIE!!

HOT POLICEMAN leads JAMES to his parked cruiser two blocks away and shoves him inside the back seat.

JAMES: PLEASE MR. POLICEMAN!! DON'T HURT ME! LET ME GO!

HOT POLICEMAN gets into the driver's side, while his partner gets into the passenger side. Two hours later, JAMES is released w/o charges back at the downstairs entrance of RED ROBIN.

INT - RED ROBIN - NIGHT
He heads upstairs to see JOJO still there, waiting patiently.

JOJO: So, how was it you whore?

JAMES: Fabulous. And yours bitch?

JOJO: Great. I had three in the bathroom, bukkake style.

JAMES: You're nasty, you even have a stain on your shirt!

JOJO: OOH!!!! NO!!!! Damn ummm??....(Jojo forgot who did this), that bastard didn't give me any warning!

JAMES: Well, we have to leave now, because I can't sit down and my mouth's too sore to eat anything anymore. Let's GO!

JOJO: OK! Ugh, I'm tired and hungry again. Wanna go for dessert?

END.

FADE OUT.